Bad Porn titles
The only thing I really like about porn ….
…is the way that porno film makers rip off original movie titles.
They take a perfectly good movie title and change it slightly to make a sex movie with a similar , but porno title.
Forest Gump becomes Forest Hump
You got mail becomes you got Male and so on.
Here is a list of the funniest porno titles I came across.
Dude, wheres my dildo?
Tea Bagger Vance
Moulin Splooge
Willie Wanker and the fudge packing factory
Beverly Hills 9021 Ho
21 Hump Street
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Sperms of Endearment
Romancing The Bone
For Your Thighs Only
Three Men And A Barbie
Passenger 69
On Golden Blonde
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Pork
Pocahotass
Sleeping Booty
The Loin King
White Men Can’t Hump
Crocodile Done Me
Snatch Adams
Schindler’s Fist
Beverly Hills Copulator
Johnny Pneumatic
Ferris Bueller’s Jerk Off
Inspect Her Gadget
Free My Willy
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Die Hard-on
A Few Hard Men
The Shawwank Redemption
Humped Back at Notre Dame
101 Fornications
Robin’s Wood
Riding Miss Daisy
City Lickers
Ed’s Wood
Legs Wide Shut
Interview With A Vibrator
Star Whores
The Three Fuckateers
American Booty
Field Of Wet Dreams
Good Will Humping
Full Latex Jacket
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
ET the Extra Testicle
Cliff’s Hanger
My Best Friends Wetting
Whores Whisperer
Young Buns
Tango and Snatch
Poke ‘er mon
Doing John Malkovich
The Hairy Bitch Project
American Bi
The Mask of Porno
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Caddysnatch
Orifice Space
The Brady Munch
Pump Fiction
Gang Bang Related
XXX-Men
Position: Impossible
The Loin King 2: Simba’s Ride
Silence of the Loins
The Bone Molester
The Flintbones
Pornocchio
Porn on the 4th of July
Swallow Man
Throbbin’ Wood
Rambone
A Clockwork Orgy
Buttman Forever
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
There’s Something In and Out of Mary
Bright Lights, Big Titties
The Anus Family
Single White She-male
Top Buns
Waiting to XXX Hale
Spray it Forward
The Legend in Bagger’s Pants
Ben-In-Her
The Truman Blow
Get Harder
Done In 60 Seconds
Pulp Friction
The Laying of the Shrew
A Midsummer Night’s Cream
Much Ado About Fucking
A.I. Artificial Implants
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
Remember The Tightones
Risky Jizzness
Who’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Black Cock Down
Saturday Night Beaver
Sex Toy Story
Add Momma To The Train
Twin Cheeks
Gangbangs Of New York
My Big Fat Greek Woody
In Diana Jones
Lawrence Of A Labia
The XXX-orcist
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Porn Identity
The Empire Likes Crack
Charlie’s Anals
Full Metal Jackoff
Children Of The Cornhole
Apollo’s 13″
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Playmate Of The Apes
The Jizz Singer
The Italian Blowjob
Night Of The Giving Head
The Whole Nine Inches
I Know who You Did Up The Bummer
And my personal favourite:
Big Trouble in little vagina
*groan* is this all we could come up with for a Tuesday morning? lol
That’s the greatest collection of smut title-ripoffs I’ve ever seen.
I’ve never seen so many bad porn titles all in once place! I wanted to, but I couldn’t stop reading!!!
Yet, you forgot ‘Lord of the G-String’ & ‘Spider Babe’.
Kristyn
Hell, I’ll admit it…I laughed at half these.
Damn that is a lot of bad porn titles. It’s as if they come up with one a day or something.
Dood, you’ve come across a LOT of porn titles!
That’s a lot of bad porn. What really matters is how many of them you watched.
Thanks for the laugh.
Yes, I have to admit that’s what I’ve always found amusing, was the titles. They bring a smirk to my face.
Funny!!
mmmm
(I have seen a few of these)
Ha-Ha
Have a nice week-end !!
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding Bad Porn titles, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
you forgot “Edward Penishands”
Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.