Paul De Sousa

From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 30 September 2009 6.04pm To: Peter Williams Subject: Inspection Report Dear Peter, Thankyou for the surprise inspection and invitation to participate in the next. I appreciate you underlining the text at the bottom of the page which I would otherwise have surely mistaken for part of the natural pattern in Continue reading →

The other day I was walking along some train tracks and came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and covered her naked body with my jacket and carried her some ways away. we rested and spoke for what seemed like forever, she listened to everything I said and it Continue reading →

So today i was in a good mood and decided to message friends all over the place with an elaborate story about how my dipstick does not reach the oil anymore. The question was where do I find a longer dipstick seeing as mine no longer reaches the oil. The responses I got were funny, Continue reading →

lol HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! –> April fools joke