Men & Women

Friendship among women:
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends house. The man calls his wife’s 10 best friends.
None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends house. The woman calls her husband¹s 10 best friends. 8 of them say he did sleep over and 2 claim he’s still there.

Monday, September 26th, 2005 at 00:31
  • Sep 26th, 2005 at 00:43 | #1

    Funny, we had a conversation about this at our team building weekend and several women said they find other women can be quite mean if you cross them whereas the guys just say “yeah, whatever.”

  • Sep 27th, 2005 at 00:31 | #2

    Loves this one. ROTFLPMP.

    BTW: IMHO you should quit that meta-shit like vault9. U definitely are way to good/funny for that. There are a zillion jokes flying aroound on the web, you know how to pick the right ones. Why don’t you stick to that?

    Just my to cents, keep it up! :-)

  • rush
    Sep 27th, 2005 at 00:40 | #3

    Haha thanks dude, but why do you refer to vault9 as meta shit?
    Its a million page a month site.

  • Sep 27th, 2005 at 01:04 | #4

    Uups, just saw that you are one of the founders of vault9. ;-) ))

  • Sep 27th, 2005 at 01:05 | #5

    metra is okay, bit not here. here is funny!

  • rush
    Sep 27th, 2005 at 01:08 | #6

    and BlogMad and
    Blolg and
    badc0de and
    net-Issue and frigging tons more.

    You want a serious laugh? go spend half an hour on http://www.net-issue.com

    and you thought my blog was bad? you haven’t seen nothing yet….

  • DAVID
    May 13th, 2007 at 00:28 | #7

    Everyone needs someone to hate

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