Overcome Shyness

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or bartender about Jack Daniels ®.

Jack Daniels ® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Jack Daniels ® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of  Jack Daniels ® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover  many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Jack Daniels ®.

Jack Daniels ® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jack Daniels ®.
However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,  and a desire to sing Karaoke and  play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Jack Daniels ®…. Leave Shyness Behind!!!!

Jun 30th, 2006 | Posted in Jokes
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  1. Jun 30th, 2006 at 20:47 | #1

    Sadly I have become a victum of good ole Jack quite a few times and the results usually aren’t pretty lol

  2. Jun 30th, 2006 at 21:19 | #2

    Jack Daniels helped me discover my latent singing and dancing abilities. I just don’t understand why everyone was laughing so much. ;-)

  3. Jul 1st, 2006 at 05:51 | #3

    Thank you for that insight. I’ll get on it right away.

  4. Jul 4th, 2006 at 01:10 | #4

    Damn, I have found the cure for shyness for someone I know, I will be at a BBQ later today and I know he will be there. I will offer up your suggestion to him. It will be quite awkward for him not to be involved in any of the festivities if he is just standing around. Jack should help him out. Thanks.

  5. Jul 4th, 2006 at 02:28 | #5

    YOINK!

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