Pregnancy Tips for dummies

  • elizabethany
    May 23rd, 2008 at 23:04 | #1

    haha that made me laugh

  • madamemoomoo
    May 24th, 2008 at 01:01 | #2

    haha maybe i should have read these before i had my child!!

  • Booboo
    May 24th, 2008 at 07:19 | #3

    The cravings in picture 4 got me confused at first: “why would anyone crave for SOCKS??!! How can that be OK?”

    But then my girlfriend pointed out they were french fries.

  • Bonobo
    May 26th, 2008 at 12:01 | #4

    The last one is wrong, should be the other way around ;)

  • skaboss
    May 26th, 2008 at 17:41 | #5

    I still find monkey brains to be a perfectly nutritious meal for an expecting mother, lots of fatty acids and protien mmmmmmmm

  • Tenth Speed Writer
    May 26th, 2008 at 22:31 | #6

    Booboo:

    Actually, a pregnant woman’s body can crave some pretty strange things.

    I’ve met women who picked up eating dirt and crayons during their nine months.

  • Haylestar
    May 27th, 2008 at 00:00 | #7

    LOL booboo ur funny anyway these are hilarious ive seen heaps of these if you want to see more just google them. wat a laff

    cya

  • May 27th, 2008 at 02:02 | #8

    One of the strangest cravings i have heard of is carrots dipped in peanut butter.
    don’t ask.

    As for the dirt craving, it’s actually an iron deficiency.

    When my ex was pregnant with my son, she chased me out of the house at 9pm on a sunday night to go find her garlic snails.

    Any idea how difficult it is tofind a place at 9 pm on a sundaynight that does garlic snails take away ?

    I found one by the way

  • Karat
    May 27th, 2008 at 08:51 | #9

    Oh man, you should pregnancy blog more often. :)

    I decided to peace out for work completely while I was pregs. I then proceeded to crack out to GTA San Andreas. I think that’s why T is so awesome at video games………

  • dear rush
    May 27th, 2008 at 13:41 | #10

    how did you find anything on a sunday night? Never the less garlic snails.

  • May 27th, 2008 at 16:37 | #11

    through sheer fear of returning home empty handed!

  • mike
    May 27th, 2008 at 20:07 | #12

    I actually know a guy who had like 200 sky diving jumps from his mom jumping when she was pregnant… guess she coulda used this book

  • s
    May 28th, 2008 at 05:10 | #13

    The craving for dirt, crayons, or any non-food substance is a sign of Pica which is a serious illness and usually indicates an Iron deficiency.

  • TzG
    May 28th, 2008 at 23:45 | #14

    Help, I accidentally named my child Rudolf Hoss because I picked up the War criminals book.

    So we tried again and I accidentally named her Batman.

    Man, I’m not having any good luck these days. :/

  • ian
    Jun 2nd, 2008 at 19:00 | #15

    i think those are french fries…

  • Jun 4th, 2008 at 14:21 | #16

    hands down the best instructions i have seen since Fight Club.

  • Jun 6th, 2008 at 14:16 | #17

    Perfect! Made me laugh hard enough to spit on my monitor…

  • Aug 3rd, 2008 at 15:11 | #18

    I really want to see someone try some of these. I especially love the exercise one where she’s flying upside down through the air.

  • Feb 22nd, 2009 at 19:29 | #19

    I’m with Bonobo. Share more!

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