Paul De Sousa

I left Johannesburg on wednesday afternoon just after 2. Michael Simoes called me and told me the border at Oshoek closes at 6 so I had 4 hours to make it there, I was sposed to fetch my protien bars from Henry because I had left them at bulldogs the night before and wanted to Continue reading →

1. Everybody decides to ruin a perfectly good evening of visiting, drinking, Nintendo playing, and lounging about by suggesting a game of Texas Holdem. 2. At least three people exclaim at the speed of light that they brought their poker sets with. 3. Spend 15 minutes in a conference to explain that Texas holdem and Continue reading →

You know, I was born in South Africa and have been proudly South African all my life, I refused to pack up and leave when things got rough, I wanted SA to remain my home, sure I travelled but came straight back to SA because I missed it, the people, my family and friends. I Continue reading →

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →