Paul De Sousa

Front page of the Citizen today. The cops say that crime is down overall, however statistically you’re more likely to get hijacked, robbed or have a child killed. The stats are actually disgustingly scary, compared to the same period last year: Robberies on business are up 47% Truck Hijackings are up 40% House robberies up Continue reading →

You know, I was born in South Africa and have been proudly South African all my life, I refused to pack up and leave when things got rough, I wanted SA to remain my home, sure I travelled but came straight back to SA because I missed it, the people, my family and friends. I Continue reading →

I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that’s just the start. I’m more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember! I’m easily found, I live all around you – in schools and in town. I live with Continue reading →

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Sometimes we wish we could get even with someone for something that they did, well here are some tips on getting revenge on someone. I do not take responsibility for what you do with list. Pour out some of their mouth wash and refill with Continue reading →