Paul De Sousa

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Sometimes we wish we could get even with someone for something that they did, well here are some tips on getting revenge on someone. I do not take responsibility for what you do with list. Pour out some of their mouth wash and refill with Continue reading →

Picture this. Family from the coast comes to visit, you get invited over to your mother’s house for lunch and everyone is sitting around the lunch table making small talk. < Aunt> so, what do you do ? < Me> I am … ( My mother proudly butts in ) < My Mother> He is Continue reading →

This is an email I wrote to Motorola South Africa some months ago when a V3 razr that I had obtained had had so many faults and errors that I contacted Motorola. needless to say they didnt help me at all and eventually the phone was stolen from me (poor sod who took it) I Continue reading →

You know what REALLY burns me? Stroh rum, neat. Right through my stomach lining. but not half as much as dumb ass non IT people who have no fucking clue what it is that I do. I am a Business Analyst and a Database administrator, I also control the campaigns database for sales people and Continue reading →