Paul De Sousa

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →

I am not really scared of spiders n such, but this goddamn motherfucker was watching me brush my teeth the other morning and I positively shat myself and nearly had heart failure when I looked out the corner of my eye and saw it watching me. I swear I saw it lick its lips. You Continue reading →

This is an email I wrote to Motorola South Africa some months ago when a V3 razr that I had obtained had had so many faults and errors that I contacted Motorola. needless to say they didnt help me at all and eventually the phone was stolen from me (poor sod who took it) I Continue reading →