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Letter to a bank manager
This is aletter some chap wrote to his bank manager I take my hat off to him… Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and Continue reading →
4,359 views | 3 commentsOct 26th, 2005 | Filed under Rants -
Divorce
A divorced man writes a letter to his ex wife. Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Continue reading →
707 views | No commentsAug 27th, 2005 | Filed under ramblingsTags: General -
Fire your boss
While undergoing a struggle at my own place of work, I was handed this pamphlet which I scanned in and decided to share with the world. Feel free to print it, link to it, copy it, steal it or pass it around. Its definitely good reading. How to Fire Your Boss A Workers Guide to Continue reading →
1,056 views | No commentsAug 27th, 2005 | Filed under ramblings -
The computer guy
You know what REALLY burns me? Stroh rum, neat. Right through my stomach lining. but not half as much as dumb ass non IT people who have no fucking clue what it is that I do. I am a Business Analyst and a Database administrator, I also control the campaigns database for sales people and Continue reading →
1,005 views | No commentsAug 25th, 2005 | Filed under Rants