Paul De Sousa

I left Johannesburg on wednesday afternoon just after 2. Michael Simoes called me and told me the border at Oshoek closes at 6 so I had 4 hours to make it there, I was sposed to fetch my protien bars from Henry because I had left them at bulldogs the night before and wanted to Continue reading →

In November, Michael Richards (best known as Kramer on Seinfeld) launched into a racist tirade during a stand up act at a comedy club, insulting patrons and mouthing off at 2 black hecklers. After an attempt by 4 of the patrons and a handful of Black activists, including a former supreme court judge and 2 Continue reading →

RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not Continue reading →

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →

This is aletter some chap wrote to his bank manager I take my hat off to him… Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and Continue reading →