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My first attempt at All Africa – the largest poker tournament in Africa
I left Johannesburg on wednesday afternoon just after 2. Michael Simoes called me and told me the border at Oshoek closes at 6 so I had 4 hours to make it there, I was sposed to fetch my protien bars from Henry because I had left them at bulldogs the night before and wanted to Continue reading →
2,418 views | 3 commentsJun 2nd, 2008 | Filed under poker -
is it wrong to be proud of who you are?
In November, Michael Richards (best known as Kramer on Seinfeld) launched into a racist tirade during a stand up act at a comedy club, insulting patrons and mouthing off at 2 black hecklers. After an attempt by 4 of the patrons and a handful of Black activists, including a former supreme court judge and 2 Continue reading →
1,528 views | 7 commentsJan 30th, 2008 | Filed under Food for thought, Rants -
Resume of George W. Bush
RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not Continue reading →
1,368 views | 28 commentsTags: active duty, blog, Business, corruption, crisis, elections, fail, Google, government, history, washing -
Have you had enough of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin. Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE! Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too. Chuck Norris Continue reading →
1,847 views | 1 commentApr 13th, 2006 | Filed under General -
Letter to a bank manager
This is aletter some chap wrote to his bank manager I take my hat off to him… Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and Continue reading →
3,664 views | 3 commentsOct 26th, 2005 | Filed under Rants