Who lies more? Men or Women?

June 30, 2011 · Filed Under Food for thought, General, Rants · 14 Comments 

Ah the age old art, practiced by politicians, cheating partners and lawyers; Lying.

Most of us have been lied to most of our lives, we are brought up with lies.
Some of the classic lies that we were told as kids were things like Santa, the tooth fairy and if you play with it too much you will get hair on your palms.

Other classic lies through the ages include gems such as “The cheque is in the mail” and of course “I promise I won’t come in your mouth babe”

But the question remains, who lies more? Men? or women?

The way I see it is that men tell more lies, But they tell loads of small lies;
“I’ll be home in 20 minutes”
“I’ll take the trash out when there’s an ad break”
“I wasn’t smoking in the toilet”

However women tell bigger lies such as;
“It’s your baby.”

I remember Chris Rock going on about how everything about a woman is a complete lie.
That “smoking” hot tall chick you saw in the club? Well when she removes the hair extensions, the wonder bra, the make-up and the high heels what are you left with? Danny Devito.

But, after trying to think of which are the biggest lies ever told, I think the most commonly told lie has to be “I do.”