Paul De Sousa

It’s a joke right? So you got Traffic Cops and Law Enforcement Cops on opposing sides, the traffic cops want a wage increase and are on strike, the Law Enforcement cops are there to control the striking cops in case of a riot and or other mayhem and the 2 start shooting at each other? Continue reading →

1. Everybody decides to ruin a perfectly good evening of visiting, drinking, Nintendo playing, and lounging about by suggesting a game of Texas Holdem. 2. At least three people exclaim at the speed of light that they brought their poker sets with. 3. Spend 15 minutes in a conference to explain that Texas holdem and Continue reading →

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →

You know what REALLY burns me? Stroh rum, neat. Right through my stomach lining. but not half as much as dumb ass non IT people who have no fucking clue what it is that I do. I am a Business Analyst and a Database administrator, I also control the campaigns database for sales people and Continue reading →