Paul De Sousa

Front page of the Citizen today. The cops say that crime is down overall, however statistically you’re more likely to get hijacked, robbed or have a child killed. The stats are actually disgustingly scary, compared to the same period last year: Robberies on business are up 47% Truck Hijackings are up 40% House robberies up Continue reading →

It’s a joke right? So you got Traffic Cops and Law Enforcement Cops on opposing sides, the traffic cops want a wage increase and are on strike, the Law Enforcement cops are there to control the striking cops in case of a riot and or other mayhem and the 2 start shooting at each other? Continue reading →

You know, I was born in South Africa and have been proudly South African all my life, I refused to pack up and leave when things got rough, I wanted SA to remain my home, sure I travelled but came straight back to SA because I missed it, the people, my family and friends. I Continue reading →

The only thing I really like about porn …. …is the way that porno film makers rip off original movie titles. They take a perfectly good movie title and change it slightly to make a sex movie with a similar , but porno title. Forest Gump becomes Forest Hump You got mail becomes you got Continue reading →

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.  Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.  Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.  If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!  Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.  Chuck Norris Continue reading →