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1,610 views | 1 commentJul 21st, 2008 | Filed under Funny PicsTags: Funny Pics, washing -
Resume of George W. Bush
RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not Continue reading →
1,368 views | 28 commentsTags: active duty, blog, Business, corruption, crisis, elections, fail, Google, government, history, washing -
Have you had enough of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin. Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE! Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too. Chuck Norris Continue reading →
1,847 views | 1 commentApr 13th, 2006 | Filed under General -
Vargins Virgins and Virgnias
These letters came in response to an advert in a South African woman’s magazine called Femina. All of the extracts are from people whose first (or second) language is NOT English and who live a very rural existence. Back in 1985, SA Femina Magazine ran an advertisement for Nelex, a medicine for the treatment of Continue reading →
1,556 views | 2 commentsAug 22nd, 2005 | Filed under General