The bird feeder
Someone emailed this to me today – thought I would share it.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the sh1t. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned aggressive. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit in my own back garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be….. Quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see….. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one’ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than the Flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
Whine more, noob. Maybe it’s time for people like you to quit bitching about it. If more people were accepting of immigrants, they would be able to find work and housing more easily. Teachers should be required to speak a second language. It not only helps when teaching grammar and language arts, but it allows the teacher to contribute more to society.
And to dumb fuckers like the OP who think that illegal immigrants are hurting us so bad, just think about who it is that accept your dirt-poor wages to pull your weeds, grow your vegetables, and harvest your fruits. If you don’t want the taxes, kick them all out and prepare to pay triple for gardening services, and expect to watch food prices double over night.
So I say, fuck your bird feeder analogy.
I just stumbled on this and was prepared to give it a thumbs down (a pretty shitty analogy if you ask me) until I read that comment. Good job fleh.
Do teachers not contribute enough to society?
I liked this.
Just don’t complain if you don’t like it.
What they said. And also to note, the United Stated are basically a country made of imigrants from all over the world. So you’re also a hypocrite. Sorta. Technically.
screw you B stumbler
I agree with A Stumbler and fleh. This is probably the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while. Americans are probably the only people who think that they only need to speak one language, when some Europeans speak 3 or 4. So what if there’s two buttons to press, or bilingual advertisements? Jesus, you’re so lazy and immature that you can’t handle it? As fleh said, whine more. Also, The United States is so stuck up, that without immigrants coming in, everyone would be too lazy to do the needed jobs. Sure, some jobs are taken, but it makes competition, and for the most part, competition is a good thing.
Thumbs up to spread the word, not of the bitchy OP, but of fleh and A Stumbler.
Good post. Nobody is talking about people who come here legally. It’s the illegals who don’t pay taxes, don’t pay their medical bills, don’t contribute to the schools but expect us to hire teachers that speak their dumbshit language because they are to lazy to learn english, and the fact that the federal government feels it must print every document in 200+ languages that is screwing up the country. 4 emergency rooms in my area have closed because they can’t afford to stay open when they don’t get paid. It will now take about 15 extra to get to one if needed.
eh, just to let you know this, as I pointed out, was not MY post and its referring to South Africa
South Africa? Same thing as America, only in reverse.