The computer guy
You know what REALLY burns me? Stroh rum, neat. Right through my stomach lining. but not half as much as dumb ass non IT people who have no fucking clue what it is that I do.
I am a Business Analyst and a Database administrator, I also control the campaigns database for sales people and feed them leads to contact people to make sales.
Yet somehow people get this impression that I do general IT desktop support?
Oh and how I love it when they refer to me as “the IT guy” or better yet “The computer guy”
Just because I use computers extensively to get my job done, it is assumed that is all I do.
In their tiny retarded minds I am responsible for :
Email support
Phone support
desktop support
Network Support
the internet is off support
my mouse is broken support
The Printer is broken support
The air con is too cold support
the printer is out of paper support
please move these officeplants support
I want to change my Wall Paper Support
I poured coffee on my keyboard Support
I want my desk moved closer to the window support
I did something I wasn’t supposed to now I cant work support
My clutch is slipping hey there must be a PC somewhere in there support
You pieces of shit! know now who I am and what it is that i do.
Then you dont understand why it is that at random points during the day you cant login to the database which I know frustrates you to no end. Then it works, then it doesnt then you have somehow have dissapeared off the database completely. (I can add you and delete you at will)
Oh and the next time IT do a scan for illegal software and media some of you miserable twits are screwed and I swear you refer to me as the IT nerd again you going to find yourself trying to explain to the forensics department how the viscious granny and midget pr0n found their way onto your pc.
(long live BNC)
Maybe turn around and look for the guy sitting in his cubicle with a smirk on his face and you’ll realise how I can fuck with you without you even knowing it.