weird searches
Every once in a while, I like to go into my webalizer stats and check to see what people have been putting into search engines when coming to my blog.
Take note, people seriously searched for the following things and landed up here!
Here are a few choice searches made in the month of August.
156 people were looking to eat shit
145 people searched for funny pics
50 people searched for corny Jokes
25 people were looking for shaven pussy
18 People searched for Kiss my Crack
14 people were trying find the clit
11 people were looking for a psycho girlfriend
8 people were looking for shit on face
4 people were looking to eat ass
I conclude that while many people have a scat fetish, the majority aren’t satisfied with just eating ass, they want the entire meal.
or you can round it off to a really weird fetish which goes a little something like this:
I want you to eat shit while I take funny pics of you telling corny jokes to my shaven pussy, after which you can kiss my crack while searching for my clit before I become a psycho girlfriend, shit on your face and make you eat my ass.
God Help Us!
MMMM I love ASS but only to look and touch…
The SMELL – and what comes out ………….
I leave that for the DARING- DANGEROUS – AND DOZY….lol
Have a nice week-end..
Didn’t know that Google also rated blogs.
(just joking)
Where’dya get them webalizer stat type things anyway?
http://www.webalizer.com/
Thanyooverramush.
that’s brilliant!
i think the best one for my blog was “scabby nipples” (and im not even a mommy blogger)
i found your blog by googling “midget sex monkey dildo” and you were the #1 ranked page.
Yes, it’s a tad scary sometimes these blog searches lists!
Your site is the best. I love your humour, layout, design and everything!
lol i love the ending paragraph…i came across ur page by surfing for “body paint” heheh
body paint is awesome
Excellent site ! What’s weird about those web searches, my Mum, younger sister and I have googled all those things in the past two weeks.. ross aged 17 and a half