weird searches

Every once in a while, I like to go into my webalizer stats and check to see what people have been putting into search engines when coming to my blog.

Take note, people seriously searched for the following things and landed up here!

Here are a few choice searches made in the month of August.

156 people were looking to eat shit

145 people searched for funny pics

50 people searched for corny Jokes

25 people were looking for shaven pussy

18 People searched for Kiss my Crack

14 people were trying find the clit

11 people were looking for a psycho girlfriend

8 people were looking for shit on face

4 people were looking to eat ass

I conclude that while many people have a scat fetish, the majority aren’t satisfied with just eating ass, they want the entire meal.

or you can round it off to a really weird fetish which goes a little something like this:

I want you to eat shit while I take funny pics of you telling corny jokes to my shaven pussy, after which you can kiss my crack while searching for my clit before I become a psycho girlfriend, shit on your face and make you eat my ass.

God Help Us!

  1. Sep 9th, 2006 at 12:49 | #1

    MMMM I love ASS but only to look and touch…

    The SMELL – and what comes out ………….

    I leave that for the DARING- DANGEROUS – AND DOZY….lol

    Have a nice week-end.. :)

  2. Sep 9th, 2006 at 17:42 | #2

    Didn’t know that Google also rated blogs.

    (just joking)

  3. Sep 9th, 2006 at 21:54 | #3

    Where’dya get them webalizer stat type things anyway?

  4. Sep 11th, 2006 at 13:17 | #4
  5. Sep 16th, 2006 at 14:30 | #5

    Thanyooverramush.

  6. Sep 20th, 2006 at 21:00 | #6

    that’s brilliant!
    i think the best one for my blog was “scabby nipples” (and im not even a mommy blogger)

  7. Oct 30th, 2006 at 13:46 | #7

    i found your blog by googling “midget sex monkey dildo” and you were the #1 ranked page.

  8. Oct 30th, 2006 at 16:17 | #8

    Yes, it’s a tad scary sometimes these blog searches lists!

  9. Nov 29th, 2006 at 17:49 | #9

    Your site is the best. I love your humour, layout, design and everything!

  10. playful.one
    Mar 27th, 2007 at 00:57 | #10

    lol i love the ending paragraph…i came across ur page by surfing for “body paint” heheh
    body paint is awesome

  11. Ross
    Feb 9th, 2010 at 16:31 | #11

    Excellent site ! What’s weird about those web searches, my Mum, younger sister and I have googled all those things in the past two weeks.. ross aged 17 and a half

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